Poker Jokes - One-liners
The one liners. Simple, effective, and usually quite funny! These are, again, the quicky joke types. Fast and furious delivery and instant laughs. Besides, these one liners are certainly better than the ones I get to hear when I go out with the girls for a party. While those one liners can be equally funny – what we have here are the best of the poker one liners. Use frequently and carefully, and hopefully around the poker table!
Q: How do you get a professional poker player off your porch?
A: Pay him for the Pizza.
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Q: What's the difference between a large cheese pizza and a poker player?
A: A large cheese pizza can feed a family of 4, a poker player can't.
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Q: What is the difference between a poker player and a dog.
A: In about ten years the dog quits whinning.
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Q: How can you tell a poker player is lying?
A: His chips are moving.
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Q: What is the difference between a poker room and a church?
A: When you pray in a poker room, you really mean it!!
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Q: Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
A: Because there were too many cheetahs.
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I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died.
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There are TWO rules for ultimate success in poker: 1. Never tell everything you know.....
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