{"id":1889,"date":"2025-10-30T04:36:02","date_gmt":"2025-10-30T05:36:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moviestarpoker.com\/?p=1889"},"modified":"2025-11-04T11:41:32","modified_gmt":"2025-11-04T11:41:32","slug":"x-rated-cozen-x-ray-filter-sees-through-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.moviestarpoker.com\/index.php\/2025\/10\/30\/x-rated-cozen-x-ray-filter-sees-through-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"X Rated Cozen X-Ray Filter Sees Through Stuff!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Just in time for Halloween, an exciting new camera filter from Cozen. This adjustable X-Ray Filter lets you peer through organic material with ease! Ogle your neighbors, check your feet for fractures and even detect Zombies!<\/p>\n

The CX-R uses time-proven, modern scientific principles as well as ancient, alien-assisted Aztec technology. This is a powerful instrument that has been hidden from the general population for decades. Available today (adults only) from your favorite online retailers, several Brooklyn street vendors and a few bodegas in Miami.<\/p>\n

Available in all common sizes to fit most lenses, the CX-R is easy to use. Simply twist the filter into the threads in front of the lens and dial in the desired penetration on the outside ring. Get ready to be amazed.<\/p>\n

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At the “0” setting, the image looks 100% normal.<\/p>\n

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Set to “1” and you remove about one-half of whatever covers the subject.<\/p>\n

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At the “2” position, you can zoom in right down to the core!<\/p>\n

Tech Specs: Sony Alpha a7RII, Tamron 50-400mm f\/4.5-6.3 Zoom, 1\/320 sec at f\/6.3, ISO 400, handheld. No Zombies were harmed during the capture of this image. \u00a9Jon Sienkiewicz<\/p>\n

Not recommended for selfies.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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The Cozen X-Ray Filter doubles as a Zombie Detector! Because of the undead composition of their flesh, the C-XR strips away the torpid sinew to expose the dreadful creature beneath in its full gory glory. Caution urged!<\/p>\n

Search For Zombies At Your Own Risk<\/strong>
\nBe careful\u2014Zombies are crafty. And remember, Zombies cannot see the color red. In case of a Zombie Apocalypse, cover yourself with ketchup and you\u2019ll be just fine. I carry a 64-ounce bottle with me at all times. I also carry catsup, just in case they’re old school.<\/p>\n

\u2014Jon Sienkiewicz<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Just in time for Halloween, an exciting new camera filter from Cozen. This adjustable X-Ray Filter lets you peer through organic material with ease! Ogle your neighbors, check your feet for fractures and even detect Zombies! The CX-R uses time-proven, modern scientific principles as well as ancient, alien-assisted Aztec technology. This is a powerful instrument […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1891,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.moviestarpoker.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1889"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.moviestarpoker.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.moviestarpoker.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.moviestarpoker.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.moviestarpoker.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1889"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.moviestarpoker.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1889\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1890,"href":"http:\/\/www.moviestarpoker.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1889\/revisions\/1890"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.moviestarpoker.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1891"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.moviestarpoker.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.moviestarpoker.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.moviestarpoker.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}