{"id":1260,"date":"2025-09-27T09:06:17","date_gmt":"2025-09-27T09:06:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.moviestarpoker.com\/?p=1260"},"modified":"2025-09-30T11:45:48","modified_gmt":"2025-09-30T11:45:48","slug":"famous-fotographers-school-can-change-your-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.moviestarpoker.com\/index.php\/2025\/09\/27\/famous-fotographers-school-can-change-your-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Famous Fotographers School Can Change Your Life!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Love photography? Admire the fantastic photos taken by others? Get off the bench and into the game! Live the dream and earn cold cash at the same time. The Famous Fotographers School can teach you how to create mind-blowing images without ever leaving home! FFS is accepting a limited number of pecunious students looking to start a career in this exciting field.<\/p>\n

Make money selling your pictures! The market is screaming for fresh detritus and you can score big. No talent required, no formal education necessary. In fact, you don’t even need to own a camera!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Testimonial: “I taught my dog to speak French and do Bikram Yoga. I love to make imaginary images of her when she chirps like a budgie. A French budgie. I owe it all to FFS and heavy prescription medication.” \u2014 Roberta (Birdie) R., somewhere in Carmarthenshire, South Wales.<\/div>\n

AI Is The Engine That Powers Your Money Machine<\/strong>
\nIn Japanese, “ai” means “love.” In the burgeoning world of faux graphic artists, AI stands for “Artificial Intelligence,” that talent-boosting tool everyone deploys but few know how to exploit. At FFS, we teach you how to ai AI and manipulate it to your advantage.<\/p>\n

The Famous Fotographers School is 100% AI based. No frivolous humans to muck things up. No officious executives to make rotten decisions because they’re still badly hungover from the night before. By removing the human element we’ve created a self-sustaining ecosystem that provides the ultimate in online learning at prices we know<\/em> you can afford because we have all of your bank records, credit transactions and medical history.<\/p>\n

AI can stimulate or stifle; it’s all in the details. The only way to beat an AI brain is with a bigger AI brain. And that’s what you get with FFS. An enormous AI brain that’s large if not lucid.<\/p>\n

FFS Online 24\/7 Online Student Support<\/strong>
\nExpert solutions are always available to registered FFS students. Got a question at 2 AM? No sweat! Just type a banal prompt in the Q<\/strong> box and our Super Computers will regurgitate an equally risible A<\/strong> in seconds. And as always, when they don’t know the correct answer, they’ll be proud to trick you with a lie. And it’s all free of charge for the first three minutes.<\/p>\n

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This is how we envision the Famous Fotographers School’s first-anywhere Live Meet-Up will look, only with more people who will be wearing nicer clothes.<\/div>\n

Upcoming Regional Live Meet-Ups<\/strong>
\nStarting in 2026 and doubtfully beyond, Famous Fotographers School students will have the chance to meet and hang out with the actual fatuous computers that write the lessons, answer the customer support lines and create the algorithms that lured you to FFS in the first place.<\/p>\n

No other correspondence school offers this level of intimacy, and none should. We’re excited about this groundbreaking hybrid interaction. And to think that it was conceived by one of our original co-founders, 1986-vintage IBM XT PCs (paid $6,000 at CompUSA) is glowing testimony to the lengths we’ve vitiated in 40 short years!<\/p>\n

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Testimonial: “Flunked geography in high school\u2014twice. But that didn’t stop me from creating this beautiful picture of Mt. Fuji. With the money I earned I bought a new wooden cage for my beaver.” \u2014 Pat S., Toronto Canada.<\/div>\n

Lesson Highlights<\/strong>
\nThere are 100 lessons in all. We can add more if you have any money left over at the end. By Lesson 10 you’ll be rolling in dough and so will we.<\/p>\n

Lesson 1<\/strong>
\nWe begin your training with a frenetic tour of all known AI sites from countries around the globe. Many are free but some charge a subscription fee. Since most paid sites offer free trial periods, we teach you how to leverage multiple MAC addresses so you can continue to use them, at no cost to you, until the end of time (unless we lose our appeal on the court order).<\/p>\n

Lesson 3<\/strong>
\nIn the third lesson you receive three ready-to-use prompts that are guaranteed to generate gorgeous images you can try to sell to the beautifully nescient segment of the marketplace.<\/p>\n

More importantly, we teach you how to write your own prompts and how to secretly purloin prompts from your coworkers’ computers. No hacking needed!<\/p>\n

Lesson 7<\/strong>
\nBy Lesson 7 you will know, more or less, how to create text strings that slip right past the censors without them raising a prissy eyebrow.<\/p>\n

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Lesson 9<\/strong>
\nIn this lesson we review Lesson 8 (“Trigger Words to Avoid”) and add strategies for bypassing those prudish “Community Rules” that stifle questionable prompts.<\/p>\n

Some students call this “The Chapter of Ultimate Knowledge,<\/em>” and for good reason. When humans read, their vacuous, beleaguered brains skip over words they don’t instantly understand. It’s normal\u2014all primates do it. Even monkeys ignore words that don’t end with \u2013anana. But machine-based censors know all of the words<\/em>, every single one of them. So they miss nothing.<\/em><\/p>\n

To obviate this situation, Famous Fotographers School Lesson 9 contains ten infallible ways to mask your motives and bring your distorted visions to life.<\/p>\n

Handy Glossary \u2014 No Nerd Spoken Here!<\/strong>
\nKnow what “aperture” means? How about “depth-of-field”? Well, forget all that technical mumble jumble!<\/p>\n

We speak ordinary American here at The Famous Fotographers School! In fact, you don’t even need to know how to butter a muffin to make a living plagiarizing truly talented artists.<\/p>\n

What About Copyrights?<\/strong>
\nTake advantage of the confusion that currently surrounds intellectual property rights. Don’t add you own \u00a9 symbol for shoot sake, but don’t worry about anyone else’s either.<\/p>\n

What Do I Need To Get Started?<\/strong>
\nBecause we have your IP address, we’ve already confirmed that you have all of the equipment you need to get underway. No worries, and no new gear to buy. That said, we offer a broad assortment of merch to help you to publicly display your adoration of FFS. Click the tab above labeled Pap & Crap<\/em> to order.<\/p>\n

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Testimonial: “I had a ton of money before I enrolled in the Famous Fotographers School, and I still have some of it left. What I’ve learned has been lugubrious, and I’ve been able parlay my newly acquired skills into a successful YouTube channel that has nearly 100 followers.” \u2014 Helene D., Hammond, IN.<\/div>\n

Price & Availability<\/strong>
\nHow can anyone put a price on a successful future? Escape the dreariness of your so-called career. Whatever this invaluable training costs now, it will be worth much less than half of that a few weeks from now when your bank account begins to abridge!<\/p>\n

Simply complete the order form at the top of this offer and mail it along with $200 (cash only, non-sequential bills) to the address indicated. Save time by including your bank’s routing number and your ACH information. Credit cards accepted only if you sign the back and mail them to us.<\/p>\n

If you enclose a self-addressed, stamped envelope we’ll thank you with a full-color “I Love FFS” sticker for your smartphone or auto bumper. It contains an RFID transponder so we’ll know your whereabouts at all times.<\/p>\n

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Testimonial: “I was able to create this lifelike image of FFS founder after just 37 lessons! Then I began using my skills to produce phony cashier’s checks, you know, so I could afford Lessons 38 through 40. Well, like they say, ‘Live and loin,’ ha ha.” \u2014 Billy H., Texas State Penitentiary. \u00a9None (We’re dim but not dumb!)<\/div>\n

SPECIAL BONUS!<\/strong>
\nAct now and receive our most popular mini-course, “Practical Phishing Tactics,”<\/em> absolutely free. This money-making kit normally sells for $299.95, but it’s yours gratis if you order within the next 24 hours. Spam your way to financial independence using our time-tested email templates, a list of plausible answers to the questions most commonly asked by Grand Juries, and several pages of exculpatory testimony you can memorize. Witnesses available for a low additional fee.<\/p>\n

You also receive our otiose handbook titled, “Beginner’s Guide to Fleecing Septuagenarians.”<\/em> Specify language when ordering\u2014handbook not available in English, Spanish, French, Italian, German, Japanese or South Korean.<\/p>\n

About The Famous Fotographers School<\/strong>
\nWinner of the 2025 prestigious Cozen Award<\/strong> (Google “cozen,” fellow pilgrim), FFS routinely receives near-perfect 5-star Bamboozle ratings on BilkPilot<\/a>. Our take on that old maxim “A fool and his money are soon parted”<\/em> is that it’s never soon enough for us\u2014and that translates into faster depredation for you! Our ironclad motto is “Not only do you get what you pay for, you get what you deserve.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Enough Already<\/strong>
\nI’ve taken this diatribe about as far as it can go, I think, and for the record I did not use AI to write even one word of it. My editor cannot believe I milked this drivel for more than 1,500 words (including captions).<\/p>\n

I hypocritically use AI for image support with reckless abandon, as I have done in this discourse, and in many ways I’m the worst example of the technology abuse I satirically lampoon here. Mea culpa.<\/p>\n

Do I do it for clicks? You bet your sweet glutes.<\/p>\n

\u2014Jon Sienkiewicz<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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